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Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
- I am not overweight. I am chocolate-enriched.
- If you first don’t succeed, have a chocolate.
- There is no chocolate’s anonymous because no one wants to quit!!!
- One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
- Money talks. Chocolate sings.
- Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
- The best over-the-counter prescription to perk you up is chocolate.
- So much chocolate. So little time!
- The best things in life are chocolate.
- Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
- Life without chocolate is no life at all!
- Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
- There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Chocolate Candy Bars
Chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
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